Impressing the saas...

Impressing the saas... that’s the current track in six TV shows

    On television, the mother-in-law continues to be the villain. The saas continues to scheme and manipulate the bahu, provoke her, put her through difficult situations, create conflicts in her marriage life et al. In fact, she even pulls out all stops in her endeavour to make her bahu’s life a living hell. We list shows that started with different storylines but fell to the lure of the saas-bahu formula to stay on top of the Television Rating Point (TRP) game. 
 
DIYA AUR BAATI HUM About: Sandhya wants to become an IPS officer but ends up in an arranged marriage to Suraj. Sooraj is a supportive husband and love blossoms between them.
Current track: Sandhya’s ma-inlaw Bhabho is always provoked to go against her. The docile bahu does all she can to please her despite that. 
 
CHHANCHHAN About: Inspired by the Bollywood film Khoobsurat, Chhanchhan is about a free-willed girl who falls in love with a guy and wants to marry him, but the boy’s mother (Supriya Pathak) does not approve.  
Current track: The show seems to be on the verge of exploring a volatile relationship between the soon-to-be saas and bahu. 
 
AAJ KI HOUSEWIFE HAI... SAB JAANTI HAI About: Two individuals — a cop and a journalist get married. Surprisingly, at a time when women balance home and work lives, Suhasi Goradia Dhami, who plays the journo, quits her job and focusses on becoming the perfect housewife.  
Current track: Ma-in-law (Himani Shivpuri) creates problems for bahu and son. 
 
SANSKAAR- DHAROHAR APNON KI About: Jaikishan heads to the US for better prospects. He falls in love with a NRI girl named Bhoomi and marries her.
Current track: After he brings her to India, the the grandmother (Aroona Irani) puts her through unreasonable and sometimes,     bizarre tests to accept her in the family. 
 
AMITA KA AMIT About: The story revolves around two different individuals falling in love after an arranged marriage.  
Current track: Recent episodes show how the mother-in-law accuses the bahu of a theft in the house. 

SAATH NIBHANA SAATHIYA About: This one’s been a favourite with viewers — so has lead actress Devoleena Bhattacharjee. The story revolves around Kokilaben, Gopi’s mother-in-law who believes that the bahu has to obey her and be as docile and yielding as a cow.  
Current track: A timid daughter-in-law, Gopi bahu as usual believes that happiness lies in bowing down to everyone’s wishes.











Exclusive peek into Pyar Ka Dard actor Nakuul Mehta’s house

IT’S GENETIC FOR ME TO NOT BE FLASHY 

Giving you an exclusive peek into Pyar Ka Dard actor Nakuul Mehta’s house

    Film-turned-television actor Nakuul Mehta’s royal lineage shows in the interiors of his modest apartment in Mumbai, as it has got many elements of his ancestral home in Udaipur. While Nakuul’s great great grandfather Laxmilal Mehta was the military-in-chief of the Mewar region, their family tree can be traced to the Rajput King, Prithviraj Chauhan.
    Though simplicity rules, there is an aesthetic touch in almost every household item with most of them being functional. “My royal background influences my aesthetic sense. I am not flashy, but go for minimal stuff. Guess it is genetic,” says Nakuul. Born in Mumbai, he has lived and travelled across the country as his father was in the Navy. But after living in havelis and palatial houses, Nakuul initially found living in a small house quite unnerving.

    “I felt as if I was put into a box. But now, I like it as there is more closeness and you can reach out to your near and dear ones faster. In havelis, we have to ring the bell or make a call. Now I like living in a nuclear family. Also, I can see the sea from home,” he beams.

The living room is simple yet tastefully done. Most of the household items come from his ancestral home in Udaipur — just that their size has been brought down to fit a smaller set-up. The sofa set and all the artefacts seen in this photograph are about 80 years old


With wife Jankee: Romancing through the kitchen window


An artistic wooden frame with a mirror and loops to hang keys — not to forget the cap — just at the main entrance


Hot food from the kitchen is brought straight on to the dining table in the drawing room. “Sitting outside, I can see what’s cooking,” Nakuul laughs


Favourite spot: Verandah-cumgallery. A quiet breezy corner where he reads or chills out with friends over food and drinks


Nakuul’s great great grandfather Laxmilal Mehta. The 150-year-old helmet and sword has been passed on to generations


The Sun God is like a family emblem. Considered auspicious, it comes from his ancestral home in Udaipur. It is meant for good fortune and strength

Play : Women Decoded - Finally Men Can Understand Women


A Bunch Of Clichés


Play : Women Decoded - Finally Men Can Understand Women Duration : 50 minutes Cast : Paritosh Painter Language : English Rating : 1/2
    If you’re looking for a super hit, entertaining formula for your movie, book or stand-up act, choose women as your topic. After all, whether it’s a guide to understanding the fairer sex or cheeky comparison of both the genders, most people enjoy the battle of the sexes. But, while a funny take on this topic is usually appreciated, it’s not difficult to overstep the boundary and enter the treacherous area of sexist humour. Unfortunately, Women Decoded, a new stand-up act, dangerously treads on that line.
    This stand-up act, which claims
to know all about women, fails on many levels. Scripted and presented by Paritosh Painter, who has previously been associated with plays like Uncle Samjha Karo and Paying Guests, doesn’t quite come up with anything unique or refreshing that you haven’t heard before.
    For starters, most of the theories and gags are those eye-rolling SMS and internet forwards that have been spamming our inboxes since the dawn of time! And if you’re lucky to not have heard all the jokes before, the innumerable clichés about women — their silly fancies (shopping splurges), unreasonable attitude, supposed dominance over men, or conventional outlook towards love and
sex — are simply too orthodox and dated. More than decoding and understanding women, you have a lot of gender comparisons happening, and a few preachy lessons (the dos and don’ts) on how to make a woman fall in love with her man. Unintentionally, the script shows women as an irrational species and so comes across as chauvinistic.
    One of the sparingly good things about the show is that it doesn’t conform to the doublemeaning style of stand-up comedy. Nowadays, clean humour, minus the foul language is a rarity in the entertainment industry and perhaps, this is Women Decoded’s biggest strength.
    Yet, if you’re looking to laugh your head out with an amusing stand-up comedy, you can do so, with the numerous other shows playing across the city. This one is definitely avoidable.


Paritosh Painter in Women Decoded

Tiesto named world’s richest DJ

Tiesto named world’s richest DJ 

DJ Tiesto
    The Dutch house virtuoso is worth an estimated $75 million (£50 million), according to a wealth calculating website. Tiesto topped the poll last year when he was worth an estimated $65 million (£43 million). The website claims the DJ earns an average of of $250,000 (£165,000) per night and brought home more than $20 million (£13 million) last year alone. French titans Daft Punk have seen their estimated net worth explode due to the success of their fourth album Random Access Memories. Thanks to continued licensing deals, royalties, music sales and merchandise, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter are reported to be worth an estimated $60 million (£40 million) each. Skrillex, meanwhile, has seen his fortune double in the last year from $8 million (£5 million) to $16 million (£10.5 million). The site estimates he earned an estimated $15 million (£10 million) in the last year alone, after scooping three Grammys. Other DJs who topped the poll include Paul Oakenfold ($58 million, £38 million), Paul van Dyk ($52 million, £34 million), John Digweed ($45 million, £30 million), Armin Van Buuren ($40 million, £26.5 million).

Kylie outs first song since joining Jay-Z’s label

Kylie outs first song since joining Jay-Z’s label 

Kylie Min 
    Anew Kylie Minogue song has surfaced online, the first since the Australian pop star signed to Jay-Z’s management firm. ‘Skirt’ appeared online a few days ago and was reportedly written by The-Dream, who has previously written songs for Beyonce and Rihanna. Scroll down to hear the track now. Having recently joined Jay-Z’s Roc Nation management roster, alongside Rihanna, Solange, MIA and the Ting Tings Minogue maintained that her new material would still have her “DNA” but that she is trying out new styles, saying in a recent interview “It’s bringing out something different in me, which is cool.” Meanwhile, Pharrell Williams, one of the producers working with Minogue on her new music, has spoken about a song he recently recorded with her. He adds that he wrote a song for Minogue titled The Winners after Minogue was forced to cancel the recording sessions so the verses in the song all begin, “I was going to cancel.”

New album planned secretly, reveal Nine Inch Nails

New album planned secretly, reveal Nine Inch Nails 

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails

 
    Nine Inch Nails, the industrial band that Trent Reznor formed almost 25 years ago, is set to release its ninth full-length album in 2013. Following his collaboration with filmmaker David Fincher on The Social Networkand the remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Reznor recorded the LP in secret with Atticus Ross and Alan Moulder, with plans to hit the road for a tour in conjunction with its release. Reznor confessed that he’d kept the album under wraps while he worked on other projects, he said in a statement released by the band's new record label. But those outside efforts directly inspired his new music for Nine Inch Nails, a band that broke up in 2009 but are daring a 2013 comeback. “I’ve been less than honest about what I’ve really been up to lately,” Reznor explained. “For the last year I’ve been secretly working non-stop with Atticus Ross and Alan Moulder on a new, full-length record, which I am happy to say is finished and frankly f---ing great.

Go Goa Gone and Ramaiya Vastavaiya music director duo Sachin-Jigar

No ambition in this combination

Go Goa Gone and Ramaiya Vastavaiya music director duo Sachin-Jigar on being BFFs, why their jodi works and more...


    It’s been a busy year for composer duo Sachin-Jigar. With several hits under their belt and more projects to follow, 2013 sure seems to be their year. We pinned the busy pair down for a short chat and asked them to run us through their musical journey and the unique relationship they share... 

Music's always been on your minds, career-wise? Jigar: We come from typical Gujju backgrounds where either you get into business or professions like medical or chartered accountancy. It took some time for our folks to understand our passion. Our families felt, 'Theek hai, music hota rahega.' When we were music arrangers people thought we were part of some orchestra, they didn’t know that we are into composing.
Sachin: My father is a CA so I was pursuing CA studies to join my father’s firm. But alongside, I was doing theatre and television and lot of work had started pouring in. But when I failed the final exams, my father felt I should consider music full time, and so I left CA.
Jigar: I had cleared my CAT to do my MBA. But the day I gave my exam, I had decided to get into this industry. I didn’t even see my results. On the day of my exam there was this 41-year-old guy giving the same exam while I was 22. I shuddered at the thought of struggling till I was in my 40’s. Our families supported us and both of us got the push at the crucial time. 

What brought you two together? Sachin: I started with Gujarati theatre and further moved on to television serials. While Jigar was assisting Rajesh Roshan during the making of Krrish, Amit Trivedi joined them too. Amit and I have worked together on many shows. It was he who introduced me to Jigar, we got along well and decided to join hands. 

Did you have to struggle in the industry? Jigar: We always took risks. Just when we started doing well in theatre we got into Hindi television and while we were flourishing there we got into arranging for Hindi films. We joined Pritam sir who eventually gave us a go-ahead to arrange for other music composers, and we started work
ing for A R Rahman, Anu Malik …Just when we were the highest paid in music arrangement, Pritam sir pushed us to the next level — composing. For us it was, ‘Oh god, it is like going back to zero again.’ But it was always a calculated risk. Whenever we went to the next level, we ensured that we could sustain for six months financially.
Sachin: But it wasn’t easy. When we decided to compose, we were discouraged by two very big directors about five years back. They heard our songs and said that it won’t work and that we should either go back to arrangement, or better still go back to father’s business. But Pritam sir instilled hope in us saying — ‘Times are changing, sounds are changing and so will the music’. He had realised that we can make tunes and had the knack of composing. 

You are known for your party songs but of late, you are settling for tried and tested formula… Jigar: We have to pass this test of versatility. We can’t be doing only party or only slow numbers. Video sharing websites are going to every home and everybody is listening to all kinds of music, and Bollywood is very adaptive. It has to just look like a Hindi song whether you are doing jazz or hip hop.
Sachin: Music is very subjective. What may be superhit for one producer, could be a super flop for the other. One direc
tor outright rejected Slowly Slowly calling it ‘Nonsense’. When Raj D K heard he said, ‘Lock, lock lock’. We’ve never done commercial music like we did for Prabhudheva in Ramaiya Vastavaiya. It is mass-y music. 

How do you divide work? Jigar: There is no formula. Sometimes Sachin has an idea and I build upon it, and vice versa. We can both arrange, compose and come up with lines. Nothing is planned, it is a creative process. 

You seem to be getting busier by the day belting out hits one after the other... Sachin & Jigar: We were getting typecast post F.A.L.T.U., people felt we could only do DJ type dance music, and that we were too young to understand melody. Then we did Saibo for Shor In The City which was a huge contrast. We understood that we have to balance between popular and artistic music. We started spacing out different genres of music. Kyaa Super Kool... was commercial, ABCD and Go Goa Gone were experimental and now Ramaiya Vastavaiya is again popular music. Last year we slogged and we are reaping the benefits this year. 

Stars tend to “interfere” a lot in production decisions and music. In the face of this, think you can stay true to your style? Most of our hits so far have been with non-stars. We have survived on our own music, talent and ability. But composers will have to perform even if a star is backing them. For instance, Himesh Reshammiya will have to prove minus Akshay, Sajid-Wajid will have to perform with or without Salman around. 

You’ve had controversies arising from use of raunchy lyrics in your music... Sachin: It is fantastic to have a controversy. 

Where do you draw the line? Sachin: We avoid raunchy songs when we are not briefed about the film’s storyline. We don’t like selling an item number just for the heck of it. For example, a Babaji Ki Booti (from Go Goa Gone) will not fit anywhere in any other film. Jigar: We don’t like repeating ourselves just because one song becomes a hit and they want the same thing again and again. 
 
    JODI JAM Your favourite jodi? Jatin-Lalit win hands down. In their time, they did what we want to do today. They set up a certain legacy in romantic songs. 

But jodis often break up... If our work affects our personal relationship, we'd rather lose that work. All our fundamental calls are taken by Jigar and me, so our jodi will never break up. There is no third person to manipulate you. 

What would eventually drive you apart? Death. Our relationship is like our parents’ marriage, it is understood that we have to be together all our life. There is no ambition in this combination.

Turning 30 with an item number

Turning 30 with an item number



    At actor Krushna Abhishek’s 30th birthday party, the actor and his guests danced to Bollywood numbers all night long. But, it was Krushna’s jhatkas and girlfriend Kashmera Shah’s thumkas to popular item numbers that stole the show. Kashmera, along with Krushna’s sister actress Arti Singh had invited close friends from the industry for the bash, and all of them let their hair down at the do. Even though actor Ravi Kishan had a cast on his arm, it didn’t slow him down. There was also a karaoke session and a rather enthusiastic Dolly Bindra kept asking for a
chance to croon, but no one gave her the mic. Actress Sambhavana Seth though seemed a little aloof and chose to speak only to Dolly. Apparently, she didn’t even wish the birthday boy! Others spotted at the party include Aamir Ali and Sanjeeda Sheikh, Gaurav Chopraa, Mahhi Vij, Abhishek Awasthi, and Sudesh Lahiri, among others.

Ragini Khanna


Krushna Abhishek


Kashmera Shah


Arti Singh and Ayaz Khan


Bharti Singh


Ravi Kishan


Dolly Bindra and Sambhavana Seth

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Again

Gangsters are back


    The set of Mumbai’s neighbourhood of Dongri from the 1980s served as an apt venue for the unveiling of director Milan Luthria’s
Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Again, since the story is based in that era. Dressed in black, Akshay Kumar arrived in a swanky car, and was joined on stage by Sonakshi Sinha, who plays his ladylove in the film. Responding to the applause, Sona repeated the famous dialogue from the film, “Duaon mein yaad rakhna”.
Actor Imran Khan arrived true tapori style atop a bike, driven by Akshay’s bodyguard Shree. When asked about making an entry after both his co-stars, Imran quipped, “Bade bade log intezaar karte hain.”

Sonakshi Sinha


Akshay Kumar


Imran Khan


Punam Sinha


Milan Luthria


Producer Ekta Kapoor’s absence was compensated by brother Tusshar and father Jeetendra (L), who seemed happy to see Imran and pulled his cheeks too when they met on stage!

Laughter now once a week

Laughter now once a week



    Standup comedy show Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe will now air once a week. (Earlier, it was telecast twice — Saturday and Sunday) A special episode will see the participants paying tribute to Indian television shows and the transformation they have undergone. For example, a television set was a luxury in the 70’s and the entire neighbourhood would gather to watch their favourite shows.

    Also, there was a time when every parent aspired their child to become an engineer, doctor or lawyer. But now, many push their children into reality shows and hone their extracurricular talents — be it dancing, singing or even acting. News channels create more drama than soaps, with everything being sensationalised.
    Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe airs tonight at 9 on Sony Entertainment Television.

A still from the show

Hollywood stars go back to school

Hollywood stars go back to school



    Money and fame might all be very well, but for these celebrities, education never ends. Here are some who went back to college and revisited their student days. 

EVA LONGORIA Eva Longoria got a Master’s degree this month in Chicano Studies from California State University. Excited about her feat, she posted on her microblogging site: “Big day today!!! Very excited to graduate for my Master’s degree in Chicano Studies! You’re never too old or too busy to continue your education!” Incidentally, Longoria also holds a Bachelor of Science degree in kinesiology from Texas A&M University.

Eva Longoria


NATALIE PORTMAN
Portman completed her BA in psychology from the prestigious Harvard University while still working as an actress, in 2003. “I don’t care if college ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than
a movie star” is what she said at the time.


JAMES FRANCO
While some celebs went to college just once, James Franco believes in multiples. His prediliction for academia has seen him attend UCLA (2006-2008), RISD, Brooklyn College, Columbia (2010) and
the University of Houston. Not surprisingly, he even taught a film class at NYU. The last college he attended was Yale, in 2011


JODIE FOSTER
She was famous since she was a child. She became famous aged 13 for her role in Taxi Driver, directed by Martin Scorcese. She also has a love for literature — she studied literature at Yale and graduated
magna cum laude.


DAKOTA FANNING Dakota rose to fame at age seven way back in 2001, in the film I Am Sam. Most recently, she appeared in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie. She is currently completing a degree at New york University after having enrolled last year.


EMMA WATSON
She is synonymous with the Harry Potter series of movies. But academia also holds a special place for her. She enrolled at Brown University USA in 2010 after
which she postponed her course for “a semester or two” for the second Deathly Hallows film but then continued her Literature studies at Oxford University. She plans to return to Brown this year. She explains it thus: “I love Brown and I love studying pretty much more than anything. I think university, the college experience, just sounds so great. If I’ve lived my whole life on film sets and on red carpets, how am I meant to portray someone who has a normal life?”

Neetu gives Deepika a warm hug

Neetu gives Deepika a warm hug



    When Deepika Padukone was dating Ranbir Kapoor, the actor’s mother Neetu Kapoor was reportedly not in favour of it. Much water has flown under the bridge since then and now all seems well between the lovely ladies. An eyewitness present at the cast and crew screening of Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani at a suburban preview theatre in Mumbai three nights ago, says the two actresses met at the foyer. And, in what was a spontaneous move, Neetu hugged Deepika and congratulated her for her performance. The gesture stunned onlookers, but made Deepu, who was present with her own parents, very happy.

Neetu Kapoor

RITUPARNO GHOSH WAS JUBILANT ABOUT EVERY MOMENT IN LIFE

RITUPARNO WAS JUBILANT ABOUT EVERY MOMENT IN LIFE



    With Rituparno Ghosh, an era of sensitive, brave and internationally relevant cinema comes to an end. The National Awardwinning Bengali director died yesterday of a massive cardiac arrest at 7.30 am. The industry mourns his loss…

Rituparno Ghosh


HE WAS FULL OF POSITIVITY
GULZAR: Forty-nine is so young to die. This is a deep shock and disturbing news for me. I remember him as a very young and enthusiastic boy when Aparna Sen had sent him to me. I realised that he was full of positivity and never seen him dull. I also wrote the lyrics for his first documentary film Vande Matram. He won two National Awards for Unishe April, but I really liked his Noukadubi and felt that he deserved an award for it. Over the years, he met with success in work, but has always been in touch. It is a deep loss. He was jubilant about every moment in life and always smiling.


HIS WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS WAS SO DIFFERENT
AJAY DEVGN: I’m shocked and saddened to hear of his demise. It was great working with him in Raincoat. His way of looking at things was so different and that’s probably what made him a good director. He has made some great films and through them he will always be remembered.


HE’D HELP ME WITH MY BENGALI GRAMMAR
KONKONA SEN SHARMA:
It is such a shock. He was a brave, sensitive and an inspirational filmmaker. He was really educated in films; not just Bengali cinema. He was deeply aware of his own cultural heritage, yet he made films that were relevant and contemporary, internationally. He was like family — he would help me with my Bengali grammar. He was so funny and had such a zest for life. He was a great mind and this is a huge loss.

WE’VE LOST ONE OF OUR GREATEST TALENTS
PROSENJIT CHATTERJEE: I can’t believe that Ritu is no more. We have lost one of our greatest talents. It’s a personal loss; he was a fierce friend, a gifted human being. He always brought out the best in me. He will be dearly missed.


RITUDA BROUGHT OUT THE BEST IN HIS ACTORS
SOHA ALI KHAN: He has been the vanguard for good cinema in Bengal, the link between Ray and a new school. He had just started to make his newer alternative cinema more acceptable in the mainstream. I will always cherish my experience of working with him in Antarmahal. I had hoped to work with him again sometime. He was passionate and sensitive and really knew how to bring out the best in his actors. I will miss him.


MY LIFE AND CAREER TURNED AROUND WITH CHOKHER BALI
RAIMA SEN: He just completed Byomkesh a few days ago. I have worked in all his films except this last one. He had called me for this and said that he was going to miss me on the sets. He turned my life and career around with Chokher Bali. He was my mentor — he taught me so much, he told me which books to read, which movies to watch, etc.
    He would come to our house — he has seen us (my sister and me) grow up. Whenever he was in Mumbai, he would stay with us. With Rituda gone, who will make those beautiful movies now? He was immensely talented and contributed a lot to Indian cinema.


HE WOULD CHIDE ME LIKE HIS LITTLE SISTER
BIPASHA BASU: Rituda understood my sensibilities, which are different and wouldn’t have matched with that of an old-school Bengali director. While shooting Shob Charito Kalponik, he would chide me like his little sister. He used to call me by my nickname, Bonny, which apart from him, only my parents use. He was never boring and that is why I was so comfortable with him.


HE WAS A MASTER OF HIS CRAFT
ARJUN RAMPAL: I don’t know how to react to this tragedy. My wife messaged, ‘Rituparno Ghosh is no more’. It’s shocking. The Last Lear was a great experience and happens to be one of my favourite performances ever. He was a wonderful man, a master of his craft and I learnt a lot from him.


HE WAS A TRUE ARTISTE
SUBHASH GHAI: India has lost one of its finest filmmakers. He was extremely sensitive as a director and a true artiste. I liked Noukadubi, which I had produced, so much that I dubbed it in Hindi as Kashmakash and released it.


HE KNEW THE FEMALE PSYCHE
ANUPAM KHER: He was a great director and effortless at what he did. He had an unbelievable understanding of the female psyche. He’d pick up small nuances and use them in his films.


RITU WAS A COURAGEOUS FILMMAKER
DEEPTI NAVAL: When I got a call from him for Memories In March, I jumped at the opportunity because I love his work as a director and more as a writer. Then, when I came to know that Sanjoy Nag would be directing the movie and Ritu — who had written the script — would be my co-star, I was so excited! I had a memorable time shooting with him. I love his cinema. He was one of the most courageous and brave
filmmakers in India, who tackled the complete aspect of his sexuality. And he put so much at stake for that exploration. He was also very sensitive and portrayed women and relationships and their nuances so beautifully. I am enamoured because he had the courage to do what he did.


THERE WAS AN ACTOR IN HIM
KIRRON KHER: He was not just a great director, but also a prolific writer. He took our cinema to an international platform, that’s why even Bollywood actors would give an arm to work with him. While shooting for Bariwali, which got me a National Award for Best Actress, every morning, he’d make me rub my face with my pallu. He wanted to know if I had secretly put on any makeup. At times, he’d be tempted to dub him
self. He’d say, ‘Cry the way I’m crying’. There was always an actor in him.