SMS JOKES OF THE DAY

■ There were three people stranded on an island,
a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The
brunette looked over the water to the mainland
and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she
announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore."
So she swam out five miles, and got really tired.
She swam out ten miles from the island, and she
was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second
one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder
if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to
the mainland than stay here and starve." So she
attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot
more endurance than the brunette, as she swam
out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15
miles, she was too tired to go on, so she
drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I
wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to
make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles,
fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from
the island. The shore was just in sight, but she
said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

■ Three blondes are attempting to change a
light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes
changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm.
You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator:
The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of
course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde:
Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light
up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator:
Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy
spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and
hurt ourselves.