Solo Eid release and a Salman Khan movie "Bodyguard"

Strictly for the front row


Yes, it was the solo Eid release and a Salman Khan movie on top of that. Plus it was released in record number of theatres. Obviously, it got a huge collection. As a film, it is an example of a badly made one. The film will definitely turn out to be a great entertaining film for your maid, her villagers back home, her boyfriend and her boyfriend's boyfriend.
The film also targets the audience who has previously enjoyed the Bhojpuri film Tohar Ghungta Uthai De Remote Se. If we haven't said it clearly enough, the film is definitely a great entertainer and a laugh riot for the front benchers. Well, everything said, it's not a crime if you like the film too.
The best actor prize goes to somebody called Rajat Rawail. He is called Tsunami Singh (because he is largely overweight) who doesn't know what to say and what to do. Therefore, he hams through the movie. In the middle of the film you will see him going into a girl's hostel and then coming out wearing only spandex tights. That is supposed to make you laugh. If that doesn't then in the very next scene, Rawail is shown cooling off his behind in front of a table fan standing in the middle of a garden. Now don't fret if this man starts to make you cry by the end of the film (he vanishes somehow towards the end though). I don't know how many movies he will get henceforth, but this supposed 'actor' urgently needs a certificate course in acting from a proper institute. Raj Babbar also tries to outdo Rajat in hamming in the ham-fest but somehow loses the battle in the end.
The film is a mish-mash of Dabangg, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and God-knows-what else. Salman Khan basically plays a bodyguard for Kareena Kapoor who predictably falls in love with him. In this film too, Salman Khan is Superman who wears his red underwear inside and doesn't have a red cape. He also has super-mobile phone which screams Tyaon Tyaon all the time and basically is the most important character in the film.
The redeeming feature is perhaps Kareena Kapoor but thanks to a great marketing strategy, she was never promoted at all.
Please go ahead and sponsor the film for your maid.

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